Post by Shaggy on Oct 28, 2010 16:12:06 GMT -5
Howdy,
Here is an example how humor can be used to disarm a potential violent situation:
Years ago when I was a professional clown, I attended a clown convention where I
met a part-time clown who's name now eludes me. His full-time job was that of a
New York City police officer - and he shared with me a special weapon he carried
to work.
The special weapon stopped nasty people in their tracks. Was it a type of
firearm? - Nope, it was a RUBBER DOG TURD!
I have used this weapon with success, so I can vouch for its effectiveness.
Scenario: You have been confronted by a pissed-off individual, who starts
verbally taking out his frustrations on you. You calmly reach into your pocket,
grab the turd, pull it out, open your hand to present it for viewing, and say:
"I don't need your crap - I've got my own!" Do this with a Howie Mandel impish
smile and it will cease hostilities right now. You can also modify the
presentation for couples or groups.
When not using your turd for cease-fires, there are other fun things to do with
it - like holding it out in your hand as you walk indoors from outside and
saying: "Man, look what I almost stepped in!"
I share this with those that appreciate non-violent means to stop potential
violence. And I'm sure that Wavy Gravy would give his stamp of approval too.
Peace,
Shaggy
Here is an example how humor can be used to disarm a potential violent situation:
Years ago when I was a professional clown, I attended a clown convention where I
met a part-time clown who's name now eludes me. His full-time job was that of a
New York City police officer - and he shared with me a special weapon he carried
to work.
The special weapon stopped nasty people in their tracks. Was it a type of
firearm? - Nope, it was a RUBBER DOG TURD!
I have used this weapon with success, so I can vouch for its effectiveness.
Scenario: You have been confronted by a pissed-off individual, who starts
verbally taking out his frustrations on you. You calmly reach into your pocket,
grab the turd, pull it out, open your hand to present it for viewing, and say:
"I don't need your crap - I've got my own!" Do this with a Howie Mandel impish
smile and it will cease hostilities right now. You can also modify the
presentation for couples or groups.
When not using your turd for cease-fires, there are other fun things to do with
it - like holding it out in your hand as you walk indoors from outside and
saying: "Man, look what I almost stepped in!"
I share this with those that appreciate non-violent means to stop potential
violence. And I'm sure that Wavy Gravy would give his stamp of approval too.
Peace,
Shaggy